Hanged at 22:05 EST.

Prepare for escalation on both sides of this ridiculous war.

This is a real piece of spam that I just got:

From: Frank Elcher [mailto:felcher@Bornagain.com]
Sent: Wed 12/27/2006 8:46 PM
To: <removed@toprotecttheinnocent.com>
Subject: George Bush Needs You Now!

Now more than ever this nations greatest President needs your help in prayer. There is an evil tide sweeping across the nation and that is the blatant use of homoerotic and gay activist consumerism in every day lives. Companies like Proctor and Gamble, Nestle, and Apple Computer openly support the satanic gay agendas and promote them within their ranks.

We must turn away from this filth and godless sin and embrace the Lord while telling our annointed leaders we will not stand for this!

Help spread the word against the apple macbook series which has been created by Godless sodomites inside Apple Computer to futher their own agenda. Please visit GodsPC.com for access to technology which has been blessed by the Spirit of Christ!

Frank Elcher
Pastor/Evangelist

P.S. We encourage you to pray for the swift execution of Saddam Hussein who murdered and tortured his own people and Americans. Jesus commanded that all muslims shall taste the sword and spend eternity in Hell.

GOD BLESS AMERICA

felcher@bornagain.com huh? I wonder if he even has a clue…

Yup, this is how it really was:

Love this headline:

Most Spanish euros have cocaine traces

This isn’t good news. Apple has joined the league of companies willing to forge documents in order to boost stocks. Additionally, Steve Jobs has retained a personal attorney rather than having Apple legal representation.

Not really a surprise… As expected, Bush isn’t considering shit. When a politician says they need time to consider recommendations on how to change something they’ve done wrong what they really mean is they need time to repackage their failed policy.

The Bush daughters think Iraq is a type of Camaro, but Prince Harry seems to know better.

Ford dies at age 93. The man who pardoned Nixon and helped put Rumsfeld and Cheney into power. Thanks, Gerry.

That GOP staffer I wrote about yesterday? He just got fired.

HEY YOU GUUUUYS!